What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

First funeral

I was ordained in the Presbyterian Church in America in June 2004. That gives me the authority and responsibility to marry and bury people. Today, I buried my first. I've done memorial services before, but never a funeral and graveside service.

Actually, I was more prepared, religiously speaking, than I anticipated. The service went smooth, but I had trouble finishing the sermon (like all of my sermons!). The family appreciated it, I think. I really enjoyed it. I don't want to sound glib or morbid -- but I hope I get many oppotunities to minister this way. It was really meaningful ministry, but I am dog tired!

I've had a few other tough cases today in the hospital. Man, I am ready for my afternoon workout.

Growing

I'm growing, I don't like it
I'm growing, and it hurts
I love You, but I'm tired
Guess I've got a lot to learn...

Don't leave me here
You said You would not forsake me
But You never said You wouldn't break me
to make me over in the image of You

In the dark night of the soul
when there's no comfort in prayin'
Not a moment's pleasure in strayin'
You're the only shelter I know

I'm growing, I don't like it
I'm growing, and it hurts
I love You, but I'm tired
Guess I've got a lot to learn...

No wind to sail
No rain to water the flower
In my most desperate hour
Lord, you will be the strength that I need

When feelings fail
When close enough isn't good enough
When full enough just isn't full enough
Your grace will be sufficient for me

--Wayne Watson